^_^ #7

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else...

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you.

But the girl said NO.

Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. "

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend...

So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down So she agrees and accepts the proposal.

Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.

She responded, "The bastard used coins!"

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!


-.-

^_^" #6

Try this:

1) Go to http://maps.google.com
2) Click on the above "Get directions" column
3) Then type "Atlanta" in the FROM text input column and "Paris, France" in the TO text input column
4) Click on the Get Directions button
5) Scroll down to number 22 on the results
6) LOL

Try this before Google change it!!

Life Path Number

Your Life Path Number is 8

Your purpose in life is to help others succeed You are both a natural leader and a natural success. You are also a great judge of character. You have a head for business and finance. You know how to make money. A great visionary, you can see gold where other people see nothing. In love, you are very generous - with gifts, time, and guidance. You love to inspire people, but it can be frustrating when they don't understand your vision. Great success comes easily for you. But so does great failure, as you are very reckless. You are confident, and sometimes this confidence borders on arrogance.

What Is Your Life Path Number?

Freakingly most accurate... at least I think.

^_^" #5

"Fast horse doesn't always win the race."

Then again, it's about keeping in the race.

You think?

Hmm?

Thought I was cold enough.

Until today, I found out, I do care afterall...

Hooray... There's still hope in me... somewhere.

COLD doesn't equals COOL.

Church withouht Walls

Story about a strong church click!

What a faith. What a congregation. What a Church.

Respect.

"By not standing up for what I believe in, I'm letting the world around me rip away a little piece of those things I value most. I'm letting the world take out a small part of my chatacter... Before long, there won't be much left."

Christy Simon

不断往前的意志

不迷惘，

不畏惧，

不停下脚步，

不回头张望，

只能一味地往前进。

下定决心，做好觉悟，只因这是一场输了就再也会不来的仗。

太弱了

一旦生了锈，就无法再使用了，要是无法再用，我就会破裂。

没错，所谓男人的尊严其实跟刀是很像的。

我的觉悟太微小了。。。

退却只会哀老，胆小只会招来死亡。

我还是太弱了。。。

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007! =>

New Year, new beginning, new life.

Heads up!

Tree that sheds off money?? Intriguing...

Hot steambot during a cold night at Cameron Highlands? We love it!

^_^" #4

"All are lunatics, but he who can analyse his delusions is called a philosopher."

Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce (1842-1914) [nick: Bitter Bierce] American write

China Updates#2

As promised, the photoes I took in China, mainly food!! Hahaha....

Nope, this is not curry pigeon eggs. It's curry snails. Yes. Snails.
This got to be one of the finest bread I ever tasted. Yam bread!
Raw green chilled vegetable!! Very very cooling and nice. Good to serve with an oily meal.
To-Fu! Simple yet super to-fu-ish! First time I tasted such good to-fu...
This is no ordinary herbal soup. Inside you can find the la-la with a very long shell. Best served with a chilled wine.

This weird looking disgusting drink is Boiled Rice Wine with Raw Egg. Energy booster drink. Similar to Tongkat Ali. Strictly for male only. =p

Meet me and my associates!

Ok I guess that's enough for now. Not going to post up the rest of the pictures totaling up to 150+ pictures including the sceneries -_-"

Ah I miss the China food!!!

..........

Don't be naive. Even if I'm destined to walk this journey alone, I will still walk it.

So if you are not with me, at least stay out of it.

China updates #1

I just got back from China today and guess what.... I'm already falling in love with the country.

Such history. Such rich and different cultures. Such "interesting" people. Such awesome chinese food.

I'm really proud to be a cina-pek.

I want to go back again, next year for holiday, during autumn again cause I just love autumn!!

Will be posting some pictures once I got back from East Malaysia. Have to depart on Monday, 8am flight.

Phew... Busy month.

Life has been ok, so far. ;>

p/s: did you all know that the population of Shanghai is around 20million? That equals the population of Malaysia.

^_^" #4

"Do you love me because I am beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me?"
Cinderella

Deep......................................... I wonder how to tackle this question?

The Agony of Love...

First sight, and I'm already falling in love with you... Beautiful... Can you understand how I feel? This forbidden love that I want but I do not need... Can you feel my agony?

My Love (click on it to find out about her... then you all will understand how i feel...)

Though destiny forbids us to be together... but I will put you in my heart!! Always!!

Love ya... always...

(till I meet a better one... muahahaha...)

^_^" #3

If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.

Albert Einstein, Observer, Jan. 15, 1950US (German-born) physicist (1879 - 1955)

Sleepless days...

Ok I can't sleep these few days... This is bad.

I only have around 3 hours of sleep every night lately and I'm still energetic...

Haven't had this scenario for quite awhile... Can feel the heat burning inside my body fueling me the neccessary energy to work...

I have no idea what's going on with my body... though I don't mind, but I know this is not healthy...

What's wrong with me??

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12 million and 6 million is nowhere near to each other......

-_-"

I need a miracle... Damn.

My new BABE in town...

My new BABE. Panasonic Lumix DMC-FX07.

Specifications
- LEICA lens
- 7.2 megapixels
- 3.6X optical zoom
- 4X digital zoom
- 2.5-inch LCD
- 100 to 3200 ISO range
- Image stabilization
- SD Card expansion
- 19 scene modes
- 30-fps VGA video recording
- 3.7 by 2 by 0.95 inches
- 4.6 ounces

Just got it today.

Way cool...

Ipoh Updates #1

Finally, the long awaited update... (yes don't kill me yet)

What have I been busy doing since I'm back in Ipoh?

Now where to start...

Ok. Since I came back to Ipoh during end of August, I have been busy settling down in my new but not so unfamiliar environment.

Let's start with my home for instant. I have to do some lawn mowing the 3 feet high grass, cleaning my house and renovate my kitchen, getting StreamyX and Astro back online, etc. You get the idea.

Social life? Well it turns out that some of my old buddies have been back to Ipoh and settling down here! A pleasant surprise no doubt, as we relive the moments of fun and craziness, the old school way. Lots of outings coming up during the weekends as well... and lots of weddings to attend and manage. Time to go to G2000 for shopping...

Work wise? Super busy.

Well working with my dad has never been easy, super uneasy actually. A lot of pressure and expectation was building on me. Imagine a guy like me coming all of a sudden from nowhere trying to take the equal (maybe not so equal actually) shares of whatever they have achieved for the last 10years. Yup, I have to perform to impress, or it will be a journey full of thorns and glares. Not to mention the conflicts that I have to deal within me. Sigh. Nevertheless, it's great as it's a whole new industry for me. Kinda exciting.

Oh my job title? I seriously don't know. I'm doing the job of a web developer, a marketing manager, a sales executive, store keeper, machine engineer, cleaner, and secretary. My dad said this: "You need to learn up everything in order to know everything about the operational and functionality of the business you are going to handle." I say, I'm just a cheap kuli being brainwashed into one of his evil schemes... since the labour fee has been rising high lately...

I've also been traveling up and down to various parts of Malaysia on business trips. Next two weeks will be in Sabah, Sarawak and China!!! Ha ha it's now autumn in Shang Hai. Yahoo! I love autumn. Think I will bring my leather jacket along. ^_^

I have been attending FGA Ipoh which is my church during the time I was raised in Ipoh. The sad part is that the church is dying down in numbers, spirit and lost the youth and YAs... Some major incident happened two years back contributed part of this happening. So, I have been church hopping for awhile. Suppose to go to CGMC tonight to check out the YA/youth service as some of my old FGA mates are there as well, but I think I will do it next time with my friends. Still not sure which church to settle down but something inside my heart tells me it will be FGA, which I'm trying hard not to believe. With the current state of my church now, you cant blame me... right? O...K...

Still got a lot of stories but I for now I will give you guys a general version. => Some of the SIB mates going to come down to Ipoh on next Wednesday (11th October) to visit me!!! Can't wait to see them and start the chit chatting and yadayada... Haha...

Well till next time, take care. I'm going to sleep. Early morning tomorrow...

Ciao...